He might be a fit for NASCAR. He could be Blubber Wall-ass personal attendant and help him get into and out of his driving suit, make sure he's properly zipped up, etc. At the end of each race he could have fresh towels ready and wipe Blubber down real good and get all the sweaty places dry for him.


Get the F out of the BATFE. The F is guaranteed by the US Constitution. Those other letters are not.

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