Katrina was the worst thing ever happened to Louisiana. Not because the hurricane damage but because it displaced thousands of worthless ghetto rats from New Orleans. When the zoo cages were destroyed the vermin spread all across mostly south Louisiana and into Mississippi also. Basically the world’s most undesirable animals, previously housed in New Orleans, the world’s most undesirable city, were released from captivity and immediately started spreading like a plague.

I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.