Let’s get something straight. If someone from Louisiana is at the beach, they ain’t normal coonasses anyway. They may be in the parking lot somewhere cooking some kind of giant meal and listening to good music, but no full blooded Coonass will be out on the beach. At least any I know. They must be from the east side the Mississippi River and north of I 10.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.