I most definitely AM whatever the equivalent word is for hating Louisiana people at the beach. Ho-Lee-Chit there isn’t a more obnoxious group of people on vacation with the only possible exception being Asian tourists at National Parks.

All the Louisiana folks I’ve ever met not on vacation were perfectly decent folks, but it’s like the second their feet hit sand, they all turn stupid. Hallelujah, holeeshit…where’s the Tylenol.

Isaiah 5:20