Well little Hawg I guess it’s time we had that talk. When a mommy deer and a daddy deer become really good friends they’ll spend a lot of extra time together. Then one cold day, usually after Christmas the mommy deer will tell the daddy deer she wants a baby deer. So he calls the storks and 205 days later they bring one to them. The end.

“It’s enough to make a man feel sour. Burning minutes every day by the hour. Just to end up gone like everything else.”