Originally Posted by jawbone
Originally Posted by ford150man
Originally Posted by quailman
If I didn't hurt every morning, I'd think I was dead.

Between the ibuprofen, Tylenol, vitamins, fiber gummies (yep, that needs help too the older you get) and seven daily prescriptions I’m taking, you’d think my bathroom counter is a satellite branch of a pharmacy.
I started on the Fiber Gummies a few weeks back and it is amazing how much they make certain things easier. I'm a believer.
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?
Well for starters, I don't eat with my butthole. It would sure be convenient if you could, no handling food just sit on it. Of course, I like the taste of food so that might put a damper on that.



Thw first thing you've said i agree with, lol. I dont eat with mine either!