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I was just getting mower gas and decided to start putting just 3 gallons in my 5 gallon race jug so it would be a little lighter. I thought damn I guess at 54 I'm getting old.

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Originally Posted by Wiley Coyote
Losing significant weight and cutting out alcohol and sugar has eased probably 90% of my aches and pains.
I went about 6 months with ZERO processed sugar. Only sugar I got was fresh fruit. literally within about 10-14 days, I felt significantly better. Just far fewer aches and stiffness.


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Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?


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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
......it will change your life.

Some things are just better not to tell other folks..... rofl.......Its called over sharing man....... grin


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I wouldnt have posted about having a weak wrist on here, lol. You just opened yourself up for all kind of abuse!

Yea, might as well go ahead and tell us your pronouns.


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Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
......it will change your life.

Some things are just better not to tell other folks..... rofl.......Its called over sharing man....... grin
I think oversharing would be telling folks you're against washing your azz...


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I understand the diet and sugar. I weighed 157 at the doctor yesterday

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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
......it will change your life.

Some things are just better not to tell other folks..... rofl.......Its called over sharing man....... grin
I think oversharing would be telling folks you're against washing your azz...

Can you get one with a pulsating head??......Asking for a friend......


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Originally Posted by ford150man
Originally Posted by quailman
If I didn't hurt every morning, I'd think I was dead.

Between the ibuprofen, Tylenol, vitamins, fiber gummies (yep, that needs help too the older you get) and seven daily prescriptions I’m taking, you’d think my bathroom counter is a satellite branch of a pharmacy.
I started on the Fiber Gummies a few weeks back and it is amazing how much they make certain things easier. I'm a believer.
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?
Well for starters, I don't eat with my butthole. It would sure be convenient if you could, no handling food just sit on it. Of course, I like the taste of food so that might put a damper on that.


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Originally Posted by Wiley Coyote
Losing significant weight and cutting out alcohol and sugar has eased probably 90% of my aches and pains.

This ^^^^^


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Originally Posted by quailman
If I didn't hurt every morning, I'd think I was dead.
Yep, every day.
To quote Clint and Toby: “ Don’t let the old man in”.

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At this point in my life if a part aint hurting then that means I haven't done enough with it.


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Originally Posted by Wiley Coyote
Losing significant weight and cutting out alcohol and sugar has eased probably 90% of my aches and pains.


Well, I'm skinny, diabetic, so no sugar, but I can't give up my Cold Beers. 😃😃


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?

I cannot lie; I like it. I dated a woman a few years back that had one. Was my first time, it was different but after a few times at her house, I enjoyed taking a sh**, lol!


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Originally Posted by TensawRiver
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?

I cannot lie; I like it. I dated a woman a few years back that had one. Was my first time, it was different but after a few times at her house, I enjoyed taking a sh**, lol!

Its not ghey if its a bidet....... rofl


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Originally Posted by CNC
Its not ghey if its a bidet....... rofl

lol


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Getting old ain’t for sissies

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Originally Posted by jawbone
Originally Posted by ford150man
Originally Posted by quailman
If I didn't hurt every morning, I'd think I was dead.

Between the ibuprofen, Tylenol, vitamins, fiber gummies (yep, that needs help too the older you get) and seven daily prescriptions I’m taking, you’d think my bathroom counter is a satellite branch of a pharmacy.
I started on the Fiber Gummies a few weeks back and it is amazing how much they make certain things easier. I'm a believer.
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Put me on the Pro-bidet list.......it will change your life. I've never understood the folks against them. If you got crap on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper and call it good, or would you WASH your hands?

Why is your butthole any different?
Well for starters, I don't eat with my butthole. It would sure be convenient if you could, no handling food just sit on it. Of course, I like the taste of food so that might put a damper on that.



Thw first thing you've said i agree with, lol. I dont eat with mine either!

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Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
......it will change your life.

Some things are just better not to tell other folks..... rofl.......Its called over sharing man....... grin
I think oversharing would be telling folks you're against washing your azz...

Can you get one with a pulsating head??......Asking for a friend......

Oh yeah you absolutely can! Who’s your friend?

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