On the river fishing years ago, we always kept guns on the boat.

A Wood Duck came down the river about 100mph. I dropped my fishing pole, grabbed my shotgun, swung and dropped him in the river. Buddy just said, I can't believe what I just saw!


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.