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Here's what really happened Gomer. This is exactly why Rubio met with the Pope last week. He had to warn him ahead of time and before the news dropped. Instead of immediately warning the masses, after drinking a couple bottles of wine, el Popo immediately called his bookie and placed a multi-million dollar personal bet on the aliens and then got on the phone with the investment advisors for the Vatican and told them that Vance had not only confirmed that the aliens were coming but also that there would not be any additional NGO money coming to the Catholic church from the illegal alien resettlement profit center that had been the top performing asset in the Catholic portfolio for the past 20 yrs. The financial shock and subsequent strategy meetings related to looking for a replacement revenue stream have taken so much of his time that he still has not gotten around to getting the word out to all his underling priests to let the general population go. On a positive note, a replacement revenue stream has been found. Cannabis is going to be the future star of the Vatican's portfolio.