I have irrefutable evidence that pigs will be able to fly and drop nuclear bombs on humanity in the next 25 years but if you'll send me money I will stop it from happening. Guaranteed!

Now I'm planning on being dead in the next 25 years but will spend the money and enjoy it before I go. That is basically what Gore is doing. You can send it to me via Skinny. He'll only keep a small part for his services.


Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.