Holy hell your ego is larger than Trumps, and that’s damn near impossible, but here we are.

You have to get it through your skull that everyone can’t be an intellectual giant and All-American badass like yourself. You’re just built different. We’re just spokes in the wheel of life along for the ride.

We apologize. You’re awesome and we suck. You won at life.


"I didn’t mean to kill nobody, I just meant to shoot him once in the head and two times in the chest. Him dying was between he and the Lord."
Legendary bluesman R.L. Burnside