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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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I will be 45 this August and I think I'm experiencing my first hemaroid pain. Just layed down and it feels like someone kicked me right in the rear end with a dang high heel cowboy boot.
Been out of work all week from it.
Saw doctor today and he thinks it's hemorrhoids, hopefully I'm not dying.
I guess years of sitting in a bulldozer beating myself tail up has come to pay the piper
If it doesn't get any better I guess I will get to experience my first suppository tomorrow from CVS
Getting old came quicker than I thought
Not much sleep tonight, don't know how I'm gonna go back to work like this. Humble pie at my house this week boys 😂
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Freak of Nature
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Sorry Brother, they are the literal pain in the rear. If you do the suppository of Prep H, don't wear Khakis or everyone will know your leaking. You might want to borrow one of your wife's panty liners to keep the grease from seeping through, especially where you're going to be sitting.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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I had problems for years until I got a bidet.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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Booner
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Gotta love them old men problems…
Just had my first bout of prostatitis, it is not fun either!
Everything woke turns to shucks
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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You know, not everything has to be shared publicly...
Isaiah 5:20
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GUVNER
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You know, not everything has to be shared publicly... Its Aldeer. I know every single member's colonoscopy, prostate, and vasectomy, status. Some of these guys are due for a check-up. Stop putting off appointments fellas, a finger in Djibouti could save your life.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
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Freak of Nature
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You know, not everything has to be shared publicly... Its Aldeer. I know every single member's colonoscopy, prostate, and vasectomy, status. Some of these guys are due for a check-up. Stop putting off appointments fellas, a finger in Djibouti could save your life. It's all a blood test now so no excuse to delay. I don't know who this made happier when the finger test went the way of the dinosaur, me or my doc.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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If it get's thrombosis your pain will go to another level.. Been there and have the T shirt!
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I had problems for years until I got a bidet. Examine this statement, there is a lot of wisdom in it. Just sayin ...
I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin
Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...
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Sorry Brother, they are the literal pain in the rear. If you do the suppository of Prep H, don't wear Khakis or everyone will know your leaking. You might want to borrow one of your wife's panty liners to keep the grease from seeping through, especially where you're going to be sitting. I had one removed at the Dr office. Stitched me up and gave me some panty liners for my underwear. Told me the sticky side goes down. Said some goob put the sticky side to his arse and pulled out the stitches. Yikes
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I had problems for years until I got a bidet. Examine this statement, there is a lot of wisdom in it. Just sayin ... This x100. And drink more water. Water, nothing substituted for it. Lots and lots of water.
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If it get's thrombosis your pain will go to another level.. Been there and have the T shirt! Same here ^^^ the kind of pain that makes you hurt when even thinking about trying to sit down. Mine were sticking out past my butt cheeks...and bleeding.
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I've heard these are good to remove roids. ![[Linked Image from i.etsystatic.com]](https://i.etsystatic.com/5770799/r/il/9cfa73/709496615/il_340x270.709496615_n1sv.jpg)
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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iam glad iam not a doctor
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Soak in some hot water, lots of water, eat plenty of fiber to keep your stool soft. Get one of those doughnut cushions to sit on while you're in the dozer of anytime for that matter. Ask your dr for some of those suppositories that are prescription strength, they are shaped like a golf ball tee but larger around.
I know too much info but since you brought it up and to inform Skinny, so he knows, lol! years ago, I had an anal fisher (hairline crack). Dr. treated it just like hemorrhoids.
Back then I was still a Deputy, it got to hurting bad one night while on patrol. I went to the jail and picked up a correctional officer to drive me around to answer my calls. I sat over in the passenger seat leaned over on one cheek, till I got that cushion.
Romans 8:1-2
"There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, for the law of the Spirit of Life in Christ Jesus has made me free from the law of Sin and Death"
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Freak of Nature
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After my children were born they gave my wife a Sitz bath and she said it helped a lot. I'm sure a medical supply store or Amazon has them.
https://www.amazon.com/xemieau-Sitz-Toilet-Postpartum-Hemorrhoids/dp/B0F7R13699/ref=sr_1_5_sspa?crid=1PPGAIMTO3M4F&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.WT5bN6llg7eMJllL9Kie7F6qEGrigAIF4-4ZemwoLZIXLCEyGk5f1PvSsvNabHTNSKAc1UI5KCV3ZU2Rrkcn6MgcM2AT4CXv5StQJD633pLVU7vfw997NwxQaFA5NHcJ1gTiGlAk_efKE5Iq_9xDFHI_Y28Q4i5IUdwlRoUiLQJR91bONaGtzzyvST551n5v-CdviDVI8p6eCHB0rlj8Q2rp4c0yEZrccNKE2N7XhwVAqjGtrUQWaH360QicIHYd1TA7GwwrglyT9rt1v7A2bH1yR9nejVUhBFlQTRQZWdE.UTr4BKz-7B7RpHHWT8nnbb2hynyvipxt6sQSsb_uq8M&dib_tag=se&keywords=sitz%2Bbath&qid=1776289289&sprefix=sitz%2Caps%2C219&sr=8-5-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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This thread is for assholes.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Let me ass some more questions
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