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That is a good commercial.


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Originally Posted by Hunting-231
That is a good commercial.


It should be. No telling how much they paid an advertising firm for it.


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Originally Posted by Irishguy
Originally Posted by Hunting-231
That is a good commercial.


It should be. No telling how much they paid an advertising firm for it.

I bet it was 1000% cheaper than that totally confused person that had handling that total cluster they had.

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Originally Posted by Irishguy
Originally Posted by Hunting-231
That is a good commercial.


It should be. No telling how much they paid an advertising firm for it.


They just typed "I need to establish that I am a hardcore American, we sell Budweiser beer, Clydesdale horse, bald eagle, Free Bird By Skynyrd, and make the story about growth from humble beginnings" into an AI program. Voila.

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Originally Posted by odocoileus
Meh.
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Yeah,,,,,fk em


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Originally Posted by odocoileus
Originally Posted by Irishguy
Originally Posted by Hunting-231
That is a good commercial.


It should be. No telling how much they paid an advertising firm for it.


They just typed "I need to establish that I am a hardcore American, we sell Budweiser beer, Clydesdale horse, bald eagle, Free Bird By Skynyrd, and make the story about growth from humble beginnings" into an AI program. Voila.


No kidding. That's probably what happened.

They paid the advertising firm millions, then the firm got an intern to do just what you said. The intern got a 5% raise and hired full time. Everyone lived happily ever after.

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American forgets very quickly, that's unfortunate.

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Originally Posted by Jakethesnake
American forgets very quickly, that's unfortunate.


This is exactly why Trump does what he does. He does some new shit everyday so everyone forgets about the shit he did yesterday.


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Now, if they could only make a decent beer…….

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Some liberal heads are going to explode.
I hope they play it right after the crappy halftime show

Beer still sucks

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I typed what I wrote into chatgpt, and it gave me a script that's the most American thing ever. Just need to add in some dirt bikes doing wheelies and Roman candles and it would be badass. Edit: ChatGPT didn't disappoint. rofl


We didn’t start in a boardroom.
We started in the dirt.

Back when the shop was just a couple of pallets, a cooler full of ice-cold Budweiser, and a radio that only knew one volume—loud—this was never about polish. It was about showing up, working hard, and earning every inch.

Roman candles cracked the night sky on the Fourth.
A bald eagle watched from the treeline—or at least that’s how we remember it.
Somebody was always pulling dirt bike wheelies out back, because gravity is just a suggestion if you’ve got enough throttle and guts.
And every time “Free Bird” came on, nobody touched the dial. You let it ride.

We believed in things that last.
Like the power of a Clydesdale—slow, strong, unstoppable.
Like calloused hands, straight talk, and the idea that if you build something honestly, people will stand behind it.

Growth didn’t come easy.
It came from early mornings, late nights, and betting on ourselves when no one else would. One customer turned into ten. One location turned into more. The cooler got bigger. The dreams got louder.

But the roots never changed.

We’re still about freedom.
Still about independence.
Still about earning it the hard way.

This isn’t a costume.
This isn’t a marketing angle.

This is America—grease under the fingernails, fireworks in the sky, engines revving, music blaring, and pride in knowing we built something from nothing.

And we’re just getting started.

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