I typed what I wrote into chatgpt, and it gave me a script that's the most American thing ever. Just need to add in some dirt bikes doing wheelies and Roman candles and it would be badass. Edit: ChatGPT didn't disappoint.

We didn’t start in a boardroom.
We started in the dirt.
Back when the shop was just a couple of pallets, a cooler full of ice-cold Budweiser, and a radio that only knew one volume—loud—this was never about polish. It was about showing up, working hard, and earning every inch.
Roman candles cracked the night sky on the Fourth.
A bald eagle watched from the treeline—or at least that’s how we remember it.
Somebody was always pulling dirt bike wheelies out back, because gravity is just a suggestion if you’ve got enough throttle and guts.
And every time “Free Bird” came on, nobody touched the dial. You let it ride.
We believed in things that last.
Like the power of a Clydesdale—slow, strong, unstoppable.
Like calloused hands, straight talk, and the idea that if you build something honestly, people will stand behind it.
Growth didn’t come easy.
It came from early mornings, late nights, and betting on ourselves when no one else would. One customer turned into ten. One location turned into more. The cooler got bigger. The dreams got louder.
But the roots never changed.
We’re still about freedom.
Still about independence.
Still about earning it the hard way.
This isn’t a costume.
This isn’t a marketing angle.
This is America—grease under the fingernails, fireworks in the sky, engines revving, music blaring, and pride in knowing we built something from nothing.
And we’re just getting started.