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If you decide to thaw out a squirrel in the microwave two minutes is plenty. I did three and now have all the windows open. Hope it airs out before my wife gets home.

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aww hell, I bet that smells wonderful. laugh


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Was it roadkill??

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Originally Posted by YellaLineHunter
Was it roadkill??

Nope - I have about a dozen in the freezer for a buddy. My cat was fussing about me missing one so I took one out and intended to warm it up for him. Didn't turn out too well. Cat is happy though.

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Originally Posted by Skinny
aww hell, I bet that smells wonderful. laugh


My eyes are watering. Its that bad.

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Least you didn't burn a strudel or put the cat in the microwave.


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Originally Posted by dave260rem!
Least you didn't burn a strudel or put the cat in the microwave.


My cat (Mauser) is the definition of an outside cat. Just a stray that showed up. Has never been in the house. I don't know where he sleeps. Stays gone for days at a time. He's never let me pick him up much less do anything with him. He's a stone cold killer. Lets me know when he wants something to eat and that's about it.

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Originally Posted by dave260rem!
Least you didn't burn a strudel or put the cat in the microwave.
Oldest son attempted to cook some noodles in the Microwave without water when he was young, that Microwave got tossed in the trash by Gawd🤦🏿‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by roadkill
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aww hell, I bet that smells wonderful. laugh


My eyes are watering. Its that bad.

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Was it a whole uncleaned tree rat


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Originally Posted by top cat
Was it a whole uncleaned tree rat


It sure was. I'd just been wrapping them in a Walmart bag and stacking them in the freezer. Took one out, left in it the bag and in to the microwave it went. Won't do that again. Two minutes max.

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Originally Posted by roadkill
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Was it a whole uncleaned tree rat


It sure was. I'd just been wrapping them in a Walmart bag and stacking them in the freezer. Took one out, left in it the bag and in to the microwave it went. Won't do that again. Two minutes max.

You may be in the market for a new microwave then...whew.

I wonder if you can get a microwave safe bowl and put some baking soda in water and heat it up and have it deodorize the inside.


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Great Aldeer post!

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Originally Posted by Irishguy
Great Aldeer post!

Shit like this is why I'm still here.

Sometimes deer crap is boring anyway . Entertainment value and deal alerts is why I’m here. And cooking tips .


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Originally Posted by roadkill
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Was it a whole uncleaned tree rat


It sure was. I'd just been wrapping them in a Walmart bag and stacking them in the freezer. Took one out, left in it the bag and in to the microwave it went. Won't do that again. Two minutes max.

Awwww damn that's bad i Garontee 😳😂😂😂

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Aldeer culinary tip of the day.

2 minutes cook time for thawed Walmart bag squirrel, absolutely no more. laugh

Thank you for this PSA roadkill!


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Originally Posted by roadkill
Originally Posted by top cat
Was it a whole uncleaned tree rat


It sure was. I'd just been wrapping them in a Walmart bag and stacking them in the freezer. Took one out, left in it the bag and in to the microwave it went. Won't do that again. Two minutes max.

Wow... All this time I was thinking, "Why would a nicely cleaned and skinned piece of meat stink so bad?" Now I know the whole story.

I've always had this false impression that you were a smart guy... grin


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So, we haven't heard from roadkill for a little bit. I reckon his wife came home. laugh


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Note too self, never put a Skwerl in the "science oven."



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