I’ve been in a few horse wrecks and had a pack of lumber get dropped on the back of my ankle but nothing too serious. When I was a kid my dad farmed catfish and had a few catfish in the seat of his regular cab f350. Well I hopped in kinda sitting on my knees and slid back. 2 of the fish’s dorsal fins went right into my right foot. They carried me into the er with 2 fish flopping around stuck to the bottom of my foot lol I used to move dirt with a tough man from Holland. One day he was welding the floor of a dump truck that had a heavy steel gate that hinged from the top. He had a skid loader/bucket holding the gate up while he welded on the floor of the dump bed. Well that skid steer had a slight hydraulic leak so eventually it dropped the swinging gate and it caught Jan in the back of the head and his teeth went straight into the steel he was welding. It pretty much peeled his face off from his top lip to halfway up his eyes. His whole face is made of metal now. That one makes me cringe