One of my favorites is the video where the policeman pulls over the two guys and the guy driving claims to identify as a dog and does not require a driver’s license. Without missing a beat the officer asks for his dog license then and immunization shot paperwork. When they can’t provide it, he says he will call animal control to come pick him up and start rattling off all the money it’s going to cost them to get him out of the pound. They drop the game real quick


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