Lets see if this is accurate

Pitt on that thang! strutted into the draft like a peacock, snagging an impressive A- grade and setting their sights on a glorious 11-3-0 record. With the second pick in a 12-team league, they clearly had a game plan, and it shows! Projected to finish 1st, they’ve got a schedule that’s easier than pie—12th toughest out of 12 teams. Talk about a cakewalk to the playoffs! Just watch out for those bye weeks; 2 players are taking a little vacation in week 5. Who knew drafting could be so relaxing?


Turkey’s tell you when they want to die not lawmakers.