My last court proceeding in Alabama was a ticket for “racing’. The story, I was in the slow-lane coming back from a concert at Mississippi Coast Colosseum with a girl’s face in my lap. A car comes hauling azz past me in the fast lane. Next thing I see is a GreyGhost fly past me with lights on. What I see after that is a yellowish thing that looks like a light saber waving in my lane making me stop behind the other guy. The PIG statetrooper writes me a ticket for “racing on the interstate highway’. I go to court to fight this on my own without a lawyer and I lose, or did I ?

I explained the situation to the judge to include the chic’s face in my lap and his reply reverberated off the walls, ‘Anytime 2 cars are side by side and one is accelerating then thats racing”. This did not sit well with me and I fired back that “you just described traffic” The end result was ‘Jail or Military ?”.

Both the cop and judge are probably dead and I’ve had an adventurous life and retired at 39 years old…I won !

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Last edited by JohnnyLoco; 06/10/25 11:16 PM.