I have always operated on the principle that the man who dies with the most guns wins. I'm not sure what we win or even how I first encountered the concept. But the important thing is I have embraced it wholeheartedly. To me the phrase "Having too many guns" is a nonsensical term on par with "Having too much sex" or "Having too much money". No such thing.


The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren