Ain't NO WAY! NOPE! NADA! HELL NO!
This ol boy ain't never stepping foot on them floating public cesspools.
Take her to Montana in March or April. Visit Yellowstone or Glacier NP. Stay in a mountain cabin. Spend whatever it cost, because whatever it cost is worth avoiding a damn crowded boat.


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