Well if we're going to wish...
I would move Christmas and Thanksgiving to summertime, so they stop screwing up the deer season.
I would make night poaching a felony and Capital offense.
I would eliminate all dogs period. Running dogs, tracking dogs, all dogs.
I would eliminate all hunting leases. Only landowners would be allowed to hunt.
Let's see.... Awwwe hell I'd just make myself supreme ruler and fix everything.


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.