James, you ever thought about taking up golf? Youd look good in a pair of those nickers with your two inch long leghairs sticking through the long plaid sox. Maybe one of them flat golf hats with a ball on top of it. Say "fore" real loud one time. I bet you like it.
I’m sure there are laws against James wearing shorts
“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.” ― Ronald Reagan
