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Condoms, buckmaster membership
Love a good hunting story, love my family and friends. Some people you can't, but acted like do.
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder AMB
“It’s enough to make a man feel sour. Burning minutes every day by the hour. Just to end up gone like everything else.”
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Buy some sex toys and steal them back so you and the wife can use them
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Last time I played I bought a hot wheels car put it in a big box and some big fishing weights to give it a little weight. Duct tapped box shut and wrapped it up nice. Never been asked to play again.
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We do a $10 gift that has to come from a gas station. Same principal.
In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
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10 point
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Dildos are about as dirty as you could get legally, i reckon. Not good for when theres kids around though. I would get one of them giant black ones if i was gona do it. Youll learn some things about people when that thing comes out Yes, indeed
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I always buy something that I want to take home with me.
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Booner
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Booner
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Pork brains in milk gravy.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Only Folks making fun of shake weights are the ones that never used one 😂🤣😂
I don’t agree with the negativity in studies either, I know super athletes that can’t shake a 1 gallon paint can for 5 minutes.
Last edited by JohnnyLoco; 12/02/24 10:05 PM.
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Wax ring for a toilet with $20 hidden inside.
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Take some junk from the garage you want rid of
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My buddy got a blow up sex doll at our work Christmas party…he’s a great God fearing dude and it was absolutely hilarious 😆
2017 Team Aldeer Turkey Contest Champion
2018 Team Aldeer Turkey Contest Champion
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8 point
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Fart machine wrapped in a gift bag will bring out the middle schooler in everyone. Hit it every time someone bends over to get the gift.
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It depends on the family/group. You can't do sex toys or naughty gifts with kids present. The best advice is buy something you would want to take home, for the guys, because the ladies are going to buy for them. Guys want something too.
“If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.” Napoleon Hill
The most difficult thing to understand during conversation is silence. Thoreau
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New to this type of thing. Any good ideas for something around $20.
Need to know more of the parameters. A good Richard Simmons DVD has been funny. The absolute largest pair of granny panties you can find are also great. I have seen someone bring a hamster before But if you are looking for good gift bullets (22 or something) cash or gift cards A smoked sausage and cheese gift pack Beer or whiskey can always be a big hit with adults
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"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."
"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
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Freak of Nature
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Joined: Aug 2003
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It's for the city Christmas party. Staff, PD and FD. I'm liking the pinecone idea.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Sneak in an extra gift. This causes trouble at the end.
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