Make it funny..... and bring a upside down pineapple in a gift bag taped up so it dont flip over until the bag is opened... then leave a 20 in the gift bag that way you done seem like the cheapskate that you are...
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
then leave a 20 in the gift bag that way you done seem like the cheapskate that you are... 
