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New to this type of thing. Any good ideas for something around $20.


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How dirty? 🙂

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Pack of batteries.


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shake weight. stemmed solo cups with $10 taped to them. butt/face towel. Just a few "different" ones i remember.


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Get a box about the size of a football, put some fancy paper in it and put a good looking pinecone in it. Tape the $20 to the inside bottom of the box… dad made a lot of em mad with that one…

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Crow bar


Basically some tool that you need. Then steal your gift and go home with it.


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We do this every year . get what you want and hopefully you will get it

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Make it funny..... and bring a upside down pineapple in a gift bag taped up so it dont flip over until the bag is opened... shocked then leave a 20 in the gift bag that way you done seem like the cheapskate that you are... crazy grin


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$20 Dicks gift card taped to a can of nuts. (Dicks&Nuts) a few will get it. Others may need it explained.

Dollar general biggest Bra or panties they sell wrapped in a box with a $20 in it.

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Dildos are about as dirty as you could get legally, i reckon. Not good for when theres kids around though. I would get one of them giant black ones if i was gona do it. Youll learn some things about people when that thing comes out

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Paula dean cook book and a see thru night gown or a red thong.... laugh

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Originally Posted by DeerNutz0U812_
Paula dean cook book and a see thru night gown.... laugh

Throw in a couple dozen sticks of butter and its perfect.


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Originally Posted by Skinny
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Paula dean cook book and a see thru night gown.... laugh

Throw in a couple dozen sticks of butter and its perfect.
Lmao... rofl


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


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Originally Posted by Skinny
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Paula dean cook book and a see thru night gown.... laugh

Throw in a couple dozen sticks of butter and its perfect.


Dont forget the bag of flour.

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Originally Posted by top cat


New to this type of thing. Any good ideas for something around $20.


You can play it two ways. Give something good people will fight over.
Or use some of the ideas from here and probably get in a fight.

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Things I have done.
Case of toilet paper/napkins/kleenex
Sampler alcohol minis
3 pack of reader glasses (good for the over 50 crowd)
various gift certificates (Walmart/publix/etc)

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