Goes back to the fella that told the train conductor he wanted his job when he retired, what do I need to do to get it? Conductor thinks a moment and says.. you see that mountain of coal over there.. once you’ve shoveled a hundred of them in the fire box over the next thirty years, they might think about it, but don’t get your hopes up.

Last edited by JohnG; 10/31/24 01:25 AM.