Are they attacking all at once or one at a time? Are they coming in waves? (If so, how many at a time?)

I believe my weapon of choice would be one of those telescoping police batons. Small enough you wouldn’t wear yourself out swinging it but still an effective weapon. 2nd choice would be brass knuckles.

The knee jerk reaction would be a bat, but you’d wear out quick swinging it. With the baton or knuckles, you can alternate hands to not fatigue as quickly


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft