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If you were in an open field armed with a blunt weapon of your choice and you got $100,000 for each one you took out but If they incapacitate you then you get nothing. How many and which weapon do you pick?


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Today at the ripe old age of 60, bad right shoulder (actually worse than bad), and currently sitting here with a protective lens taped to my eye after cataract surgery - I would say absolutely ZERO.

Go back 35-years - I wouldn’t need a weapon and you could send as many as you want (assuming they didn’t have any weapons). There weren’t many things I was good at, but I could hold my own very well.


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Christian Cantwell's son at 11 I'd say zero. But he was 6'4" and 208 lbs at 12 years old.

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nope nope nope

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What the hell kinda question is that


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Slowly step away from the crack pipe!!!!!


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I'll give him the "benefit of the doubt" and guess that's a typo and the 11 was meant to be 21 thumbup


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Originally Posted by Andalusia
I'll give him the "benefit of the doubt" and guess that's a typo and the 11 was meant to be 21 thumbup


Damn sure hope so. WTF

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How about we do Geese instead * a wooden baseball bat:
I think in my prime if they came at me 1 or 2 at a time, every ~10 seconds (no flying) I could probably do 40-50. At that point I expect you would miss a few one swing kills and there would be 3-4 on you and then 8-10.

100 at a time - maybe 2-5. No room to swing.


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Originally Posted by marshmud991
Slowly step away from the crack pipe!!!!!


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Zero…..11 year olds are too lazy to get off the couch playing video games to run across a field…..


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Give him a break. Maybe the guy just got done substituting in a middle school.

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Originally Posted by Semo
Give him a break. Maybe the guy just got done substituting in a middle school.

rofl So true!!


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12-14 I think. Many more than that they could get too close for me to take a full swing.


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Originally Posted by Beadlescomb
If you were in an open field armed with a blunt weapon of your choice and you got $100,000 for each one you took out but If they incapacitate you then you get nothing. How many and which weapon do you pick?



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