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You know your old when….. #4210858 10/10/24 02:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,032 Bama B Bulls eye 12 point
Bulls eye 12 point B Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,032 Bama	You know your old when 1. It becomes possible for you to actually sit on your own nuts!!!! Shockingly painful!!! 2.Your groaning sounds have groaning sounds of their own. Lets hear some more. We can all use some laughs

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210859 10/10/24 02:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 37,030 Likes: 1 alabama BhamFred Freak of Nature
BhamFred Freak of Nature Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 37,030 Likes: 1 alabama	you hurt all the time you can't sleep I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted..... proud Cracker-Americaan muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210860 10/10/24 02:38 PM
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL IDOT I am Cornholio
IDOT I am Cornholio Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL	Your balls hit the water before your ass hits the commode seat Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210861 10/10/24 02:40 PM
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,273 Northport, AL GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,273 Northport, AL	You can’t up from a chair without making a sound There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210863 10/10/24 02:44 PM
Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL J JohnG 8 point
JohnG 8 point J Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL	Paging Geezer

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210871 10/10/24 02:55 PM
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,529 Linden, AL Dano 10 point
Dano 10 point Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,529 Linden, AL	after readng these sh#t Im old It isn't necessary to see a good tackle...you can hear it. Knute Rockne

Re: You know your old when….. IDOT #4210876 10/10/24 03:01 PM
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,250 Likes: 1 Montgomery, AL Hunting-231 14 point
Hunting-231 14 point Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,250 Likes: 1 Montgomery, AL	Originally Posted by IDOT Your balls hit the water before your ass hits the commode seat Google Nutt Bra. "The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210882 10/10/24 03:16 PM
Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,926 B BPI Booner
BPI Booner B Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,926	When you can't relate to anyone under 40

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210885 10/10/24 03:23 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,118 Helena 3 3toe Talking Turkey
3toe Talking Turkey 3 Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,118 Helena	My dad always said you know your old when you take a tub bath and your nuts float to the top.

Re: You know your old when….. 3toe #4210886 10/10/24 03:26 PM
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL IDOT I am Cornholio
IDOT I am Cornholio Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL	Originally Posted by 3toe My dad always said you know your old when you take a tub bath and your nuts float to the top. This made me LOL Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210888 10/10/24 03:31 PM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,315 central alabama J JA pic perv
JA pic perv J Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,315 central alabama	I got several in no particular order: 1. You can't finish a sentence because you lost your train of thought. 2. Relatives of your generation not your Dad's, start dying. Just lost my BIL three days ago. 3. You start to get more nostalgic. Instead of thinking about new adventures, I find myself fondly remembering the old ones. 4. Along with #3, when I think about travelling, I think about visiting places and houses where I used to live. I was in the miliary and I find myself wanting to go back to places where I was stationed. Problem is, it was 40 years ago and it's not evenly remotely the same. 5. I had another one but I lost my train of thought... Last edited by JA; 10/10/24 03:38 PM.

Re: You know your old when….. BhamFred #4210889 10/10/24 03:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,306 leeds,al G geeb1 10 point
geeb1 10 point G Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,306 leeds,al	Originally Posted by BhamFred you hurt all the time you can't sleep This.

Re: You know your old when….. 3toe #4210890 10/10/24 03:34 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 55,219 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen James Freak of Nature
James Freak of Nature Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 55,219 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen	Originally Posted by 3toe My dad always said you know your old when you take a tub bath and your nuts float to the top. Ever seen the movie (first one) Van Wilder? 🤣🤣🤣 Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210902 10/10/24 03:51 PM
Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL J JohnG 8 point
JohnG 8 point J Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL	When talking a good dump makes you happy

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210903 10/10/24 03:53 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,818 Likes: 1 Walker county Driveby Doing the best I can.
Driveby Doing the best I can. Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,818 Likes: 1 Walker county	You forgot why you walked into the room. The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210904 10/10/24 03:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 11,574 northport deadeye48 Booner
deadeye48 Booner Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 11,574 northport	You fall in slow motion and then have to lay there to make sure nothing’s broken When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself The older I get the better I used to be

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210915 10/10/24 04:04 PM
Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL J JohnG 8 point
JohnG 8 point J Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,024 Orange Beach, AL	Great question for Biden.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210918 10/10/24 04:10 PM
Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 37,687 Boxes Cove 2Dogs Freak of Nature
2Dogs Freak of Nature Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 37,687 Boxes Cove	All of the above. "Why do you ask"? Always vote the slowest path to socialism.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210921 10/10/24 04:25 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 8,865 Likes: 1 Chelsea L Lockjaw 14 point
Lockjaw 14 point L Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 8,865 Likes: 1 Chelsea	Once you get up to pee at night, you can't go back to sleep.

Re: You know your old when….. Bulls eye #4210927 10/10/24 04:30 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 25,296 Buc-ee’s Beach Express leroycnbucks Freak of Nature
leroycnbucks Freak of Nature Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 25,296 Buc-ee’s Beach Express	When the hair in your nose, ears and eyebrows grow faster than the hair on your head. Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!

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