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When you can’t sleep in anymore
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Old Mossy Horns
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. . .when your pee stream sounds like a Morse code sequence
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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When u need your readers lo see your food
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Slip on shoes become more of a necessity
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When you’re afraid to fart because you might $hit your pants.
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If you fall and people laugh at you your still young, if they run over and check on you and help you up, your old.
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When the wife says you can’t hunt or fish by yourself. Ok I will ask my friend to go with me. No she says he is old too. Wife tells me to go with my uncle because he is safe. He is 74 and a moonshiner.
"We have an opponent in this state that we work every day, 365 days a year, to dominate."
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When you have to hold your breath to tie your shoes! Wait a minute, that may be because I'm fat and old.
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. . .when your pee stream sounds like a Morse code sequence 
I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin
Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
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When you're driving and turn down the radio so you can see better.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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When u don’t recognize the person in the mirror . Does not match how you feel.
When u go up on reading glasses power
Your prostrate swells up
Kids call you sir
When folks ur age start dying . I’ve already lived longer than dad.
Take more than one prescription meds
But it all beats the alternative
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When u need your readers lo see your food . . .when your pee stream sounds like a Morse code sequence I feel both of these in my core lol
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When you go to bed and you are fine and wake up hurting.
�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to
the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep
and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�
-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008
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When you're driving and turn down the radio so you can see better. 😂
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When u need your readers lo see your food Slip on shoes become more of a necessity When you’re afraid to fart because you might $hit your pants. and of course this next one ... When you're driving and turn down the radio so you can see better.  ...
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Well, when you are the oldest in your family, you are the oldest living. But I think the BLUF is don't think about your age....... think about going out and living and doing. We're on the downhill with time...make the best of it.
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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An old logger told me once that he was so old, he could remember when rainbows came in black and white.
You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?
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The other day at work I sneezed and it made me fart. I was a bit embarrassed so to cover the obvious with a little joke, I told my boss, "Sorry, I guess I just snarted. I'm just glad I didn't snit".
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This thread be a good spot to advertise for reverse mortgages and walk in tubs..datgum yall are old as dirt
"I dont quit.. And ill fight alone if i have to"
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Poppa Jon
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What was the original question again?
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