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by Turkeyneck78 - 05/13/25 05:16 PM
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8 point
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Colder than a well-diggers ass!
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8 point
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Hangin in there like an old rusty nail…
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10 point
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You can’t starve profit into cattle. “S doesn’t flow uphill” Sometimes God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
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Booner
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Can’t make chicken salad out of chicken chit!!
If you ain’t 10 minutes early, you’re late.
If you open it, you close. If you use it, put it back.
If you borrow it alway return it better then you got it.
If you dirty it, wash it.
If you lie, when you die you will go to Gueydan. ( Gueydan is a small town my mother grew up in and she hated it. She said it was hell on earth.)
The most valuable thing you’ll ever have is your word. Never go back on your word.
Never disrespect your elders because one day you’ll be one.
Hard work and Jesus is all you need to make you successful.
If you’re hungry, it’s your own dam fault!!
I have many more I could list that Mom and Dad always told us but that’s enough for now.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Booner
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If you gonna be stupid then you better b tough 😀
Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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Freak of Nature
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Every old Crow thinks his little uns are the blackest.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Only thing in life that’s free is Salvation, and the only thing you’re guaranteed is to die. Best have the first one before the second one.
I haven’t ever heard it like that, but it’s what I’ve always said. 😁
Last edited by 000buck; 03/14/24 09:15 AM.
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Marriage - "easier to get in to, than to get out of"
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if the cows are laying down so are the deer
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if the cows are laying down so are the deer Yea I’ve always heard that but ain’t no truth to it. If a cows laying down it’s cause they got a full belly. 😁😁
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Don’t count your Blessings Let you Blessings count.
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Booner
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Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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He puts his pants on just like I do.
It's not how long you make it....it's how you make it long.
A Blind Hog eventually finds an acorn.
It's not the size of th' ship....it's th' motion of th' Ocean.
Trying to get back with your X-Wife is like trying to re-insert a Turd!!
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14 point
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Timing has everything to do with the outcome of a rain dance!
I can't stand a thief.
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Freak of Nature
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Stop spending the weekends drinking and fighting and Monday will just be another day.
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if the cows are laying down so are the deer There is a guy who hunts with me that believes this. He has about 100 head and how they act usually determines if he hunts that afternoon. Cant say if there is any correlation, but I wouldnt discount it.
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Old enough to know better but still too young too care!
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Marriage is Grand
Divorce is 100 Grand
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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