The Express Oil around here is throwing a synthetic oil upcharge on your bill if you get synthetic.... and then they are turning around and telling you it doesn't last any longer than the cheapo regular oil. Same oil change interval.

Be advised - if you are that guy.... you are getting taken to the cleaners.

Everything else they say you need tell the NO. Also be aware that if you take your vehicle to the dealer there is a different between "Dealer Scheduled Maintenance" and what that book you've hopefully still got in your glove compartment says. Go by the book, NOT what they dealer says they are ripping you off too.


No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.