I’ve found a bunch at times

Long ago in the 70s we had a seafood restaurant in Russellville. I would make the oyster on the half shell trays. Oysters came in a gallon paint can and a bushel of shells. We’d wash the shells and reuse. One night an entire table found a bunch of pearls that I’d overlooked when putting the trays together. The table ate over a gallon of oysters but they were hooting and hollering about finding them. We opened the other cans but never found any. I was probably 10 or so and the beginning of really liking seafood.


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