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Man Hands - Garys girls
Hairlip peckerhead - You are friends with Perch

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Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Want = won't
There = their = they're

Rest notches = a tough, girthy colon evacuation
Clorox on stump = supreme deer attractant

along the same line as jmudler:
Hey Goober = Perch's affectionate "hello"


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OCPH - Orange Clad Peckerheads


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Bastage is probably my most used aldeerism


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

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If you can talk about moon-pies, how bad democrats suck, rifle parts, an angry armadillo, a stuck truck, and football, all in the same sentence and have somebody else fully understand it, you are speaking Aldeer.


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Originally Posted by Buckwheat
He's a "Topwater"-----means person wears only top-notch hunting clothing (Filson is his hero),shoots a Creedmore,has to have his pants ironed perfectly before he can show up at a Dove Shoot,drinks Heineken Beer,gets in a Tizzy if he gets mud on his New Avalanche,etc.


That's a good one.


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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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For sell = For sale

Not Aldeer, but I used to work with a bunch of construction guys and they used to call this guy "Weinie Water."

I finally asked them and they said, "You know when you boil weinies and the water that's left over is damn near useless? Well that's him." rofl


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Pretty easy one:

Sale = Sell

In Aldeer speak you sale something.


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Originally Posted by BCLC
Bastage is probably my most used aldeerism


Yes Sir

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CATHEAD.....reference to a BIG home-made Biscuit.
PONE.....reference to an iron Skillet CornBread Batch.
DUBS.....reference to the Dove Birds we shoot in September.
SAWNZABITCH.....reference to a tough situation----"Getting that Deer drug up out of that Swamp was a SAWNZABITCH"
FAR......reference to building up a "FIRE" in the Fireplace. This terminology dates back to a "Holler" somewhere in Walker County.
HOLLER......reference to a ravine,Valley that is usually all Hardwood and sometimes has a "Branch" running through it.
BRANCH MINNERS......reference to Minnows caught in a small creek which quite often are "Hawny-Head" Minners"....aka "Creek Chubs"

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gone -- going to or gonna (example: Georgia is gone drag FSU)
bastid -- same as bastage
SOG -- son of a gun


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Costed. I bought a brand new rifle and it costed right at 500.00
My wife made me go to Costedco and then to walmarks.


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Discreet taxidermist


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The older I get the better I used to be
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Bring Da Pain = Choot em in da head


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Originally Posted by Buckwheat
CATHEAD.....reference to a BIG home-made Biscuit.
PONE.....reference to an iron Skillet CornBread Batch.
DUBS.....reference to the Dove Birds we shoot in September.
SAWNZABITCH.....reference to a tough situation----"Getting that Deer drug up out of that Swamp was a SAWNZABITCH"
FAR......reference to building up a "FIRE" in the Fireplace. This terminology dates back to a "Holler" somewhere in Walker County.
HOLLER......reference to a ravine,Valley that is usually all Hardwood and sometimes has a "Branch" running through it.
BRANCH MINNERS......reference to Minnows caught in a small creek which quite often are "Hawny-Head" Minners"....aka "Creek Chubs"


Nary an aldeerism in that list BW.

It’s not southern lingo, it’s words that have been made ALDeer famous thru either legendary misspelling or mis- application.


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Howler Monkey.


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Meh(tm).


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Gay dove hunt


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