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A newly coined aldeerism was recently mentioned in the sports forum. Seeing it there I figured we needed a post to capture all aldeerisms in one place. Like the English language & a Merriam-Webster dictionary, aldeerisms are always changing & new words & phrases are always being added.

For those unaware, an aldeerism is a word or phrase used to describe a person/place/thing/event, that is used on the forum by an Aldeer member in place of proper grammar, spelling & the otherwise normal & common definition of a word or phrase.

We've had some real doozies over the years.

Examples that I can recall. (Please add to the list & give the definition if you like. Some of them need to remain mysterious)

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Arras -- arrows
Like a starvin' Ethiopian (is that guy still around?) grin
Hell Mary -- means hail mary
Wather -- means weather
black painter - black panther, a species never seen in Alabama
Puts sugar in their cornbread -- it's basically a sin & something that nobody should do


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Idot; an idiot

Sorry BB, not directed at you.

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S.S.S. = Shoot Shovel Shut up


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He's a "Topwater"-----means person wears only top-notch hunting clothing (Filson is his hero),shoots a Creedmore,has to have his pants ironed perfectly before he can show up at a Dove Shoot,drinks Heineken Beer,gets in a Tizzy if he gets mud on his New Avalanche,etc.

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bank walker


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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B’ham Fred em - y’all know

Big pen - paid hunt in high fence with a substantial area/land

Little pen - paid hunt in small confined area like shooting fish in a barrel


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book it -- it's a certainty
bet the farm -- phrase used by a member here that should not be betting his farm or anthing of value on the outcome on an event/football game


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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It took almost 10 comments and no one has mentioned the most famous. Kick his ass Sea Bass.


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Gomered- stuck on flat ground with a clean truck in good conditions
Shoot ‘em up tex’d - lodged to the max in an under equipped vehicle ( must lose front bumper and windows rolled down to qualify )


If your gonna be stupid you gotta be tuff
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mountainous region of Pelham -- rolling hills really


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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My Jacks best. Sunday go to meeting threads.


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Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.







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tits on a boat hog


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Whatinthecornbreadhell. Dating Timbers mom.


Support our country. Kill chickens.
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I been a "pumpkin" quite a while now

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Gomered, anything related to Timber's mom, and whatinthecornbredhell
lol

bank walker is also one I may adopt.

But, tits on a boat hog makes me rofl

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