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by Turkeyneck78 - 05/13/25 05:16 PM
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Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠
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Best way to break a New wife in is to snatch the covers over her head and LETR-RIP!! Like fighting a Bobcat in a Burlap Sack!!
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Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠 I like to sneak a stinky one out on her every once in a while, and then just sit silently and wait and watch for her reaction when it slides up under her nose....  WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME.... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Brings up some great memories of my father. Crazy how a food can take you back to so many good memories.. I can remember back when I was very young on some good times when eating beans with him. Was his favorite food and I’ve never tasted any like the ones he cooked.
“Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans every meal”
Last edited by Ridge Life; 11/28/23 11:17 AM.
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I literally about folded in two laughing at that, thanks for sharing
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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Man I ain't heard that quote in 30yrs probably. I can smell you from here bro 👀
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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And I thought that was Redstone Arsenal blasting, it was yo ass
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If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see.
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If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see. Don’t do it standing up, ‘less ye want a brush fire!
experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
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The resonation of Farting down that PVC Pipe got me TICKLED!!!
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Another trick is to play like you're spooning and ease yo Azz over onto her bare thigh and let-er rip!!
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Don't let life get in the way of living
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