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Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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People who post the same story on here that was posted three times in the last week already.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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8 point
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Sometimes, it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit."
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14 point
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Paper work and record keeping. I need a personal secretary to keep my crap organized so the 3 times in a year I need to find something, I can get it and not cause a global meltdown.
Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers..........
Si Robertson
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12 point
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People that can't walk 50' to put up a shopping cart and Harley Davidsons. huh??? Harleys? I think you are annoying.
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Booner
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Booner
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random solar flares that disrupt my all-encompassing powers.  <-----hates Harleys too. They sound like chit and leak more oil than the horizon spill. Most overated thing on the planet IMO. This has been a very productive thread. Yall are welcome. 
Last edited by TChunter; 09/10/12 06:06 AM.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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10 point
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#1 People who want raise the lid in public bathrooms when they take a piss. Some of us have to sh!t you know. #2 People who tuck their pants inside their slip on boots. You look stupid #3 people who are to lazy to tie their shoes and drag their feet when they walk.
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Booner
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x2!
If i were God any man that pisses on a toilet seat would instanly die after contact with the first drop!
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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10 point
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Men that drive cars that good lookin chicks should be driving....Men who drive mini-vans. Especially when their family is not with them.
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14 point
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Seeing either of these situations really, really chaps my tail.  
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Teenagers that can't/won't turn off lights when they leave a room or turn a faucet off completly so it won't drip.
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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8 point
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Uh, hockey is a major sport in Europe, Canada and the U.S.
Ummm, , , if you say so.
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8 point
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when you find a great taxidermist and he breaks up with you It's not you, buddy, it's me.
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10 point
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Got another. People who always add a 1/2 to a deers age when asked to age one no matter what time of year it is. For example, to say that bucks 1 1/2 or he's 3 1/2 in July. Guys, these deer are born in the summer every year so its not possible for them them to be 1/2 of something in the summer.
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Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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Seeing either of these situations really, really chaps my tail. That second one will fo sho "chap your tail" if you don't find something! 
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Mildly Quirky
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x2 on the public toilet seat pissin' ... some people have young children to take to the bathroom and those kids don't understand that inbred morons who can't aim their dick into the bowl peed everywhere and you don't need to touch anything or drop your pants on the wet floor.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Booner
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Booner
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I dont like any door being left open, its always been a habit to close them when walking through. Our laundry room is right off of our dining room. The wife and kids are always complaining about it being hot in the dining room...keep trying to tell them that there is a gas water heater, clothes washer and dryer, and a deep freeze in the laundry room, and if the door was kept shut it wouldn't be so hot in the dining room; yet, every time I walk by the laundry room the door is wide open. I fixed that this morning by putting a spring loaded hinge pin on the door hinge. Now if the door is open, it will shut on its on!!!
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14 point
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Any calculator without RPN
people who "can't" find a job even though Jack's is hiring
wiggers
sagging pants
scraggly hair
men wearing capri pants
flat bill caps
employees who are chronically late for work
employees who are always "broke", but get h=to work late, call in sick weekly and don't like to work overtime
people that always back into parking spots
people who won't turn left at an intersection without a green arrow, even though it's clear and legal to do so.
PEOPLE THAT TYPE "STOP SCREAMING" IF SOMEONE USES ALL CAPS
people calling the Gulf an ocean
not being as powerful as Clem
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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10 point
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I replied earlier but today I was reminded of another thing that really gets me.I hate it when some great big FAT female tries to act sexy.Whats strange is that my thirteen year old son has the same problem with it .We both found out about the each other today when this old gal(bigger around than she was tall) was trying to put the move on me at the grocery store
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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10 point
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Hats in church.  Makes me cuss every time.
THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA
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THE Octopus
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THE Octopus
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I hate it when I get asked to work overtime. I know this is your gripe bama7x57 but if you can't get all your crap done in a 40 hour week you need to be supervising a little better. My dad worked 6 days a week and went to church on Sunday my entire life and I always swore I would work as little overtime as possible.
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