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14 point
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Shew.. Looks like about half is missing HA - I thought the same exact thing.
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GUVNER
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I didn't look at it, I've been watching the news and have seen my daily quota of dicks.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people. "The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me "You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Booner
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Nope. Ain’t gonna look at it.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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12 point
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What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay?
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Posts: 4,695 Likes: 28
10 point
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What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay? He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him.
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Gary's Fluffer
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Joined: Aug 2014
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What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay? He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him. I bet a jar of peanut butter was involved
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4 point
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Where is Johnny Loco when you need him?
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Picker
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Picker
Joined: Apr 2012
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I say bladder rupture. Urethra appears to function through that little breakfast sausage he’s working with.
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Booner
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Booner
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How do you fracture a penis? There's no bone in it.
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10 point
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I didn't look at it, I've been watching the news and have seen my daily quota of dicks. 
If at first you dont succeed, You may not want to try parachuting
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How do you fracture a penis? There's no bone in it. It’s an internal rupture not an actual fracture like a bone.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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12 point
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Nope. Ain’t gonna look at it. The acceptable answer X100
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12 point
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Lorena Bobbitt's new husband??
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"
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8 point
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What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay? He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him. Maybe…or maybe the dog bit it because he…umm. Never mind.
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Looks like he mishandled a pair of loppers.
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