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Originally Posted by BC_Reb
Shew.. Looks like about half is missing


HA - I thought the same exact thing.


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I didn't look at it, I've been watching the news and have seen my daily quota of dicks.


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Nope. Ain’t gonna look at it.


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What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay?

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Originally Posted by kyles
What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay?


He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him.

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Originally Posted by klay
Originally Posted by kyles
What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay?


He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him.

I bet a jar of peanut butter was involved

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I say bladder rupture. Urethra appears to function through that little breakfast sausage he’s working with.


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How do you fracture a penis? There's no bone in it.

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Originally Posted by Skinny
I didn't look at it, I've been watching the news and have seen my daily quota of dicks.



rofl


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Originally Posted by whack-n-stack
How do you fracture a penis? There's no bone in it.

It’s an internal rupture not an actual fracture like a bone.

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Bidens brother?


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Originally Posted by leroycnbucks
Nope. Ain’t gonna look at it.



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Lorena Bobbitt's new husband??


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Originally Posted by klay
Originally Posted by kyles
What was the guy doing that the dog bit it off Klay?


He claimed to be urinating outside and two dogs got in a fight while he was peeing. He kicked them and one bit him.


Maybe…or maybe the dog bit it because he…umm. Never mind.

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Torn urethra

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Looks like he mishandled a pair of loppers.

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