I hereby declare from this day forth, any man who doth willingly choose to enter the turkey woods from a week to a month in advance to go to his “listenin’ spot/tree” should be drawn ‘n quartered and all future turkey tags removed from them immediately.
Furthermore, ipso facto presto chango, as of this day Nov18, 2023, only landowners will be allowed to hunt and kill turkeys. All public land and WMA’s will be closed to the pursuit and harvest of the Eastern Wild Turkey and leased property will no longer qualify for any legal turkey harvest.
Exceptions to these new rules can only be made in the form of cash payment for your necessary permits. Email all permit requests directly to:
LilChuckyIsAChode@PissOnIDOTS/DCNR/gobblegobble.org
