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I have O.C.D so alot of things that wouldnt annoy most folks really annoy me.My top of the list is when someone puts the dang toilet paper rolling under instead of over.Under just streams off the roll when you try to rip it.Over will rip and never roll AND anything to do with re-arranging my stuff at home or work.Thirdly I am a proffesional meat cutter of thirty years.When anyone but me uses my knives except me.That really throws gas on my fire.
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Turkey Nut
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Clubs that won't let me have turkey rights.
Women who don't put out on the first date
Grass that needs cut
wet underwear
Hangnails
Fat chicks on mopeds
Hot beer
Cold baked beans
Flies in the house
Alabama fans
Cats
People who are late
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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People that constantly blame others and make excuses for their problems.
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In reference to lights being left on, I know a guy that got tired of that issue and took every bulb out in his kids' bedrooms, bathrooms and closets. He gave them each one bulb and they had to carry it with them and screw it in if they wanted light.
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THE Octopus
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Animal rights activists
Can't stand my nose to be touched
Always clean my ears after shower
Policemen or women
Politicians
And crapping any where but my house
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When one of my socks gets wedged between my toes while in my shoe.I will rip a shoe off in about 1\2 a second to fix problem. Really sucks when it happens in a treestand and having to take my boot off to fix.
kill em all let God sort em out
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(#1)Close the dittly-dang door!!!!! We live in central Florida.It's regularly 172degrees outside with oppressive humidity. The AC is on - CLOSE THE DANG DOOR!!!!!!!
(#2) Living in Florida I agree with you on #1, but as far as #2 goes you need to move on up here to God's country out in the Panhandle. Some beautiful country up here, not too crowded, pretty good hunting (not as good as Pike County AL)and the best thing about FL is no state income taxes.
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Freak of Nature
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Women that think they have to drive these huge SUV's but couldn't turn them around in a 40 acre field. Much less park one between the lines in a parking space.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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on probation
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When one of my socks gets wedged between my toes while in my shoe.I will rip a shoe off in about 1\2 a second to fix problem. Really sucks when it happens in a treestand and having to take my boot off to fix. Oh yea I can relate to this..I am anal about my socks getting between my toes.I will panic..That's why I only wear slip on boots.I got the scent blocker dream season slip ons for hunting.
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People talking on Bluetooth or just walking around with it in their ear.
Riding in the car and the driver locks the windows.
Flatbill hats
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Booner
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My sexy and beautiful wife waking up in the morning and going to the toilet to pee. It sounds like D-day in there! How do they hold that gas in all night???
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Freak of Nature
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The Wife moving anything either inside the house, garage, or shed. It may look messy and cluttered to her, but I know exactly where everything is.
She forces me to think like a woman when I'm trying to find something. That ain't easy my friend..... AMEN! I just spent 30 minutes looking for my Briley skeet choke to use tomorrow. Cleaned out the safe, dug through the ammo, looked where all my hunting gadgets are, and where did I find it? In a box in my shop full of stuff she had removed from my various places.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Young guys with hair that looks like a helmet.
Young guys constantly jerking their head to the side to adjust their hair. Drives me crazy!!
People who look gender neutral.
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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Singly ply toilet paper
wiggers
This post is protected by copyright. Anyone found posting here is subject to certified mail from my gay sister.
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1) flat or leaking tire
2) dead battery / batteries
3) non working sd card
4) non working humans
5) biting insects of any fashion or size
6) soured laundry
7) Asian females that dress like a 16 y.o. male
8) tv remotes that run away
9) obnoxious auburn fans
10) thin toilet paper or no toilet paper within waddling distance
Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers..........
Si Robertson
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Here's a good un, damn rats chewing the vacuum lines off my old Toyota I leave at our farm. 
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Freak of Nature
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Run into the grocery store and at the end of almost every isle there are two to five old biddies having their gossip session.
Waiting two or three weeks to for the weather man to say the wind should be right for a certain stand and when you get there the wind in wrong anyway.
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Dull Knives, chainsaw blades, chisels
Business partners
Ethanol Gas
Unethical bowshots on tv
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Booner
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Dull Knives, chainsaw blades, chisels
Business partners
Ethanol Gas
Unethical bowshots on tv Winner!
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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