1) flat or leaking tire
2) dead battery / batteries
3) non working sd card
4) non working humans
5) biting insects of any fashion or size
6) soured laundry
7) Asian females that dress like a 16 y.o. male
8) tv remotes that run away
9) obnoxious auburn fans
10) thin toilet paper or no toilet paper within waddling distance


Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers..........
Si Robertson