Mechanical pencils that have weak lead that always breaks.
Red pepper in my eyes when you sneeze at Sneaky Pete's Hotdogs and the red pepper you topped the chili-cheese dog off with blows up and circles right into your eyes and then you knock over your Grapico on the floor because of the temporary blindness.
One particular drive-in teller at Wells Fargo branch on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Being that perky is very strange for a guy.
Cold refried beans.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams