After reading this whole thread y’all have inspired me. I don’t have a dog, however my wife has a nasty cat I can use. I’m gonna put a harness on him and head to Lowe’s. Now he better not get bit by a dog because that is not providing a safe environment to cats and they better not discriminate against that cat because it ain’t a dog. If I get by with this I’ll borrow other animals and keep trying. Maybe a goat. And then a rabbit. The rabbit should be a hoot.