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Guess I hit the wife lottery also. I would hate to be on the dating scene these days. With me working in healthcare, I would need a recent lab report on prospective women's.
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I work with kids every day of my life and their mothers are always wanting to reward me for what I do, especially when their child reaches their goals in the classroom. I turn down at least one every two weeks wanting me to come to their home and tutor their child. I have been married since 82 and have no reason to end it. I am 64 years old and I am physically fit, well-established, and well-known in my profession. I can't say they are throwing themselves at my feet, but I have to step over a couple every month. What is this world coming to?
I can't stand a thief.
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I work with kids every day of my life and their mothers are always wanting to reward me for what I do, especially when their child reaches their goals in the classroom. I turn down at least one every two weeks wanting me to come to their home and tutor their child. I have been married since 82 and have no reason to end it. I am 64 years old and I am physically fit, well-established, and well-known in my profession. I can't say they are throwing themselves at my feet, but I have to step over a couple every month. What is this world coming to?
Run Forrest, Run!
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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I work with kids every day of my life and their mothers are always wanting to reward me for what I do, especially when their child reaches their goals in the classroom. I turn down at least one every two weeks wanting me to come to their home and tutor their child. I have been married since 82 and have no reason to end it. I am 64 years old and I am physically fit, well-established, and well-known in my profession. I can't say they are throwing themselves at my feet, but I have to step over a couple every month. What is this world coming to?
Makes me think of Forrest Gump - “Your mama sure does care a lot about your education”
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Pouring one out for the whore chasing homies.
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Hell! Whats her number? I’ll be her huckleberry.. 🤣🤣
A friend, the Bible and a banker will get you though about anything.
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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Women are extremely sneaky and cold hearted. Most of them. Not all. The prettier the worse they are. I have met all types and not matter how different they are....they are all the same.
Weak men have ruined them. If we were strong men then women would know how to behave but they don't have to behave because many men are weak.
I could have beautiful women but choose not to because they ain't worth it. High maintenance. Basic and boring. Entitled and stuck up. I like the mid grade looking ones. They still have bad intentions but not nearly as much.
They are always looking at greener pastures wondering if they are happy enough to stay or dump you for an upgrade. That's why they are unpredictable. They want money and attention and freedom. I choose to stay single. I drove to Arizona knowing I wouldn't keep dating her. I went to have fun then dumped her when I got back home. They aren't used to being dumped if they are really attractive. 💪💪😎😎. I'd rather be alone than be unappreciated. I'm the boss, not her and that's why I stay single. Hot women have to be the boss. I'm not that desperate. Been on any road trips lately?  No sir, I'm taking a break. For now 🤣
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Once you get to know them, they aren't nearly as attractive as you first thought. The ones I have met had zero hobbies. Zero. And they are so scared to be seen without makeup. That's a turn off for me. I don't like makeup and prefer the natural look but that's rare to find. Most of the no makeup types are in closet queers. Some are miserable because they aren't men. Some are just really stupid. Some are very insecure, which most of them seem to be. They hate other women. That's a red flag.
First thing I do is find their last boyfriend. That tells me everything I need to know just by looking at him. Also I study how they act on Facebook. I won't waste my time with girls who post trashy stuff on Facebook. Look at how their family relationships are. If they aren't cool with their parents, I'm out. If they don't believe in God, I'm out. If they dress with their ass hanging out, I'm out. Sleeve or big tattoos, I'm out. I have had some lie and trick me. Acting like they are just like me but in reality they are opposite.
Again, two things have ruined 90% of women. Weak men giving them attention giving them a false sense of admiration and society telling them they don't need men as if it's insulting to be a housewife.
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The key is to find a hot woman who doesn't realize she is hot. I see dudes giving my wife the eye all the time and she doesn't even notice them or think they are looking at her when I tell her. Just gotta find a good one. I dated a couple of sho nuff kooks before I met her.
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Ah yes. Pursuit of the elusive "Bearded Clam". More dangerous than hunting a wounded Water Buffalo in the tall grass of Africa.
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I have never knowingly violated the brocode. But unbeknownst to me I did once. Post my divorce I did the online dating thing. Really cocky photo of me over a deer with tradbow and my dating profile name was SIZE14FEET. Thirtyseven ( 37 ) women contacted me within 24 hrs and I turned off any new contacts. Had 6 or 7 dates back then and I aint shy but I was done online dating after that as I had no idea the world had changed that much. Not all of that is being virtuous cause if something is not a challenge then it bores me. Online dating is no challenge just hookups and that is from a couple decades ago. Dadgum bug might land on my phone and I would swipe left, right or whatever trying to kill it and no telling how much trouble that could create these days!
I hate / loathe filling out paperwork for docs / hospitals. My status is I am single or in relation with self ( I'm a full time job ) as I got divorced which makes me single. Oh heck no check the divorce column. For what it is worth to be clear I was divorced I did not get divorced and my former who I will always love ( do not have to always like her so much ) wish I could but dang I can get a woman mad cause her actions be they deliberate or autonomic indicate she is still very mad at me from true love lost. Yes she was a nurse and I am that walking cliche. Had one guy tell me wow your exwife must really be attractive she married a doctor. I kind of laugh going gee yes she is a beautiful woman. So I turned out to be like Southbamaslayer aka Gary's fluffer as many women I dated who got married married doctors. The it takes two to tango goes both ways and applies to women and men today. It is a full fledge free for all out there. I have daughters now who are grown my hope and prayer is they are married forever one time. That is the dream.
Yet I must admit I am truly miffed that as I reached my Clooney years and I have that silver hair mixed in that I am feeling better ... WHAM..... life just says nope; oh no young Clooney Crockett let me introduce you to a new species Ms Southern COUGAR. What the crap they are not an endangered species.
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Anybody here willing to admit they just suck at getting women ? Or do all yal drink from the pimp juice fountain ? I’m happily married , but I don’t think it would be too hard to have another decent one by the weekend. I think some of you fellers that keep saying “ welp I fell in love with my 4th whore in 7 months “ need to take a self assessment and adjust your screening process.
I think we can say for sure the answer is no . But it's their story so let them tell it how they want to.
" I do view Jim Waltz as a really good Presidential candidate"
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If it wasnt for the pussy, there would be a bounty on all women……
If at first you dont succeed, You may not want to try parachuting
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1. Ugly women will do you wrong too.
2. Listen to the song American woman by the guess who, they new what was up.
3. when you get older, hang around funeral homes if you want a good one.
That's all I know about women.
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“Beautiful” women that are ruined by their looks are a huge turn off. It’s all they care about…..how they look….taking stupid ass selfies….. In general they have nothing else to offer to a relationship deeper than the surface of their appearance. No thanks.
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I have a wonderful wife, and am very lucky. Ain't neither of us looking for extra.
That being said, if I happened to be single again, my dating profile would read - No cats, no democrats, and no critters in the house.
Jennifer Aniston ain't hot enough for me to tolerate a cat.
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Nurses definitely can be on the crazy side. Also avoid horse girls and redheads.
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I'm a blessed man when it comes to wives, she's better than I deserve .
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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