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You board airplane by zones. DONT STAND IN FRONT OF THE LINE IF ITS NOT YOUR ZONE. Airplanes are deplaned from the front to the back! Don’t stand up if you’re in the back and think you’re gonna be the first person off. Wait your turn! If you have a close flight, that’s an exception. Otherwise stay seated until your row is ready to deplane.
And keep your effn shoes on.
That is all. Off my soap box.
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Old Mossy Horns
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I like to get a window seat and make multiple trips to the bathroom. Of course I like to stretch out with my seat reclined and eat messican food the night before so I can fart a lot too. Nothing like a good long flight to help me relax. 
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Just another example of how the general public is, for the most part, stupid
“Idiocracy” wasn’t a comedy, it was a documentary
Isaiah 5:20
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Boarding's ass backwards, they should board from the rear. Funny to see some dummy leaning out into the isle and get slapped upside the head from a passer-bys shoulder bag lol.
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Just another example of how the general public is, for the most part, stupid
“Idiocracy” wasn’t a comedy, it was a documentary
Not always stupid as much as just plain inconsiderate.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Me and my wife fight about this all the time. Except Southwest where I don’t have an assigned seat, I’m not in a damn hurry to get on the plane and sweat my ass off for 30 minutes before takeoff. We overpack for everything, so we check bags and carry a small backpack with one outfit and to hold snacks. I don’t need overhead space and I don’t need to smell or listen to loud mouth Lecretia any longer than I have to. And yes, getting off the plane can really piss me off. Have your chit together when it’s your row’s turn to move and as stated before, keep your butt towards the back until it’s your turn.
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If you want to always win, never play anyone better than you!
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I haven’t been anywhere that dictated a flight in several years now. But one of the last flights I did take, maybe in 2018 or so, I guy behind me took his shoes off then stuck his sock feet into my armpits between the seats. He limped off the plane. There is NO WAY I’m going to let that slide.
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"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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 Great movie. . .Don Ready is a legend 
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Ah yes, follow the boarding zones to get a seat, so early birds can fill up the overhead bins above my seating area with their shite that should've been checked baggage that the airline never enforces.
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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I’ve flown a lot. I’ve never understood why people stand up when the plane docks. Where do you think you are going? And the ones who are toward the back and pull their bags down and stand in the aisle. IDOTS.
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Flying these days sucks nutz! I remember flying first class back in the late 90’s and as soon as your but hit the seat, the stewardess was on you to cater your every need. First class sucks now! Except for maybe Delta. Their first class is still pretty good. I would fly Southwest with the family to save money back when round trip to Orlando was $129 and Vegas was @$150. Now Southwest is expensive too and it’s a cattle car! No thanks!!!
Hunting brings out the worst in people.
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I fly to Guatemala twice a year and to Montana twice a year. Delta to Guatemala, American to montana. Delta is definitely the best. I had someone take my bag out of the over head to put theirs in and just set it in a seat next to me. Never even looked at me. The flight attendant just put my back and took theirs to gate check it. Was a bizzare moment for me.
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A couple of weeks ago this chick with sunglasses on and a chain with the name DIAMOND in giant letters stood up as soon as the plane landed and tried to walk to the front. She got to my row and I had my knee in the aisle and she said excuse me and I just ignored her. She sighed real loud and waited behind me to deplane.
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A couple of weeks ago this chick with sunglasses on and a chain with the name DIAMOND in giant letters stood up as soon as the plane landed and tried to walk to the front. She got to my row and I had my knee in the aisle and she said excuse me and I just ignored her. She sighed real loud and waited behind me to deplane. You are ruthless. Way to keep that pimp hand strong and let that ho know what time it is.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Boarding's ass backwards, they should board from the rear. Funny to see some dummy leaning out into the isle and get slapped upside the head from a passer-bys shoulder bag lol. This!!! having flown alot for years I never have understood this, boarding from the back would speed everything up
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And don't open an emergency exit in flight
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Flying these days sucks nutz! I remember flying first class back in the late 90’s and as soon as your but hit the seat, the stewardess was on you to cater your every need. First class sucks now! Except for maybe Delta. Their first class is still pretty good. I would fly Southwest with the family to save money back when round trip to Orlando was $129 and Vegas was @$150. Now Southwest is expensive too and it’s a cattle car! No thanks!!! If you or 257 will buy us a King Air 360 I’ll get us a stewardess with a good attitude. I got a good lead on a chick named Diamond. . .
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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I fly a good bit... I often stand after we land because I'm ready to stretch my legs... If you are the isle seat it's a good way to stand and stretch before your connector or your departure. It also helps speed things up as I'm ready to go as soon as the folks in front of me start walking down the aisle. I get more frustrated with crying babies and loud talkers.
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I fly a good bit... I often stand after we land because I'm ready to stretch my legs... If you are the isle seat it's a good way to stand and stretch before your connector or your departure. It also helps speed things up as I'm ready to go as soon as the folks in front of me start walking down the aisle. I get more frustrated with crying babies and loud talkers.
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