I'm just hoping the ol' boy makes it back to Alabama alive and well. If he gets laid while out there great, if he finds true love, even better. But being that neither one can legally move out of their current home state for several more years due to custody reasons, I just can't fathom how this could ever work. I guess one could get by with text pictures and phone sex until the custody reasons are behind them.
Good luck Jake, we're all hoping you make it back alive, well and grinning like a possum.
gonna be a lot of blister rubbin lovin, I suspect. probably done rubbed a blister on that steering wheel
