Waiting on the wife at Wal-mart. I see people come and I see people go, but I'm still here. Waiting. You ever thought about just leaving your wife, going home, and taking all the phones off the hook?Wonder how she'd get home, and if she'd be a little quicker next time? Just thinking. There's some ugly people at Wal- mart. A few cute girls, but mostly ugly people in jogging pants. That's all.