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Joined: Jul 2003
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Old Mossy Horns
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Irishguy don't want no monkey as a pet. Monkeys creep my ass out. And take it from me, they fight dirty, brother! Hell, they can ball up their feet as a fist!
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Booner
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I got a chicken I choked a few times.
I could go a round, maybe two with a beaver, possibly more in my prime but I ain't what I used to be.
At best that would be a draw.
Them chimps bite your hands off and then go for your eyes. They don't fight fair.
They was an ol girl out in Cali that had one turn on her. She had to get a face transplant I think. Good thing you never got messed up with a Gorilla like I did when I was in my early 20's I aint looked right since. What she look like skinny dog?
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Inter Loin Gourmet
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Inter Loin Gourmet
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I had to tackle a wild turkey after 3 shots didn't finish him off, I won that one because he had a lot of shot in him.
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Booner
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Booner
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/prSQKdNJ/roger-the-musclebound-kangaroo-is-back-and-it-looks-like-hes-been-hitting-the-weights.jpg) Roger the kangaroo told me.to tell all you rednecks to bring it on
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Irishguy don't want no monkey as a pet. Monkeys creep my ass out. And they shucks tic/tacs everywhere.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I think I could take anything above the crocodile…that wolf would be a handful tho they pretty big Jambo, said that he would make you call him daddy and he doesn't know what lube it. Jambo is a hairless chimp. He is scary looking. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5jkRRkIWQb0/maxresdefault.jpg) He's mighty cocky for a Pilgrim that lost the only two fights he's ever been in 😃🤣🤣 I changed it after I googled em 🖕🏿🤣I was thinking they were small but naw they got big teeth along with them muscles You ain't never been to the zoo before numbnutts? 🤣🖕🏿
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Booner
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Read a story not long ago about a guide in Alaska who had killed a brown bear with a bowie knife
His hunter caused the whole incident to occur by not doing what he was told
After the guide was carried to camp and the helo was called in he told the hunter to just go ahead and shoot him
The hunter refused and the guide told him if he was still there when he got back he was going to shoot him
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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My daddy 'bout got whooped by a wild turkey once. No joke. He was all kinds of bloody.
-Keith
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I think I could beat the crap out of a rabbit. Maybe even a squirrel.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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SOA Professional
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I’m hell on a beaver but they always win in the end 🤷🏾♂️ I tried to take on two beavers at one time back in college, it was a short tussle and I embarrassed myself
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4 point
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I think I could possibly take crocodile up. Depends on size a bit. Kangaroo, Chimp, and Wolf would be a toss up though. Chimp up for sure.
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4 point
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Last edited by EmeraldTides; 11/26/22 11:46 PM.
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10 point
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I think large dog would be as far as 99% of us Aldeer bad arses would get and I expect our favorite game warden would agree.
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I would whoop dat azz on anything Kangaroo and up. Running from all others and the cobra.
Wouldn’t come close to most of these for any reason. Got good sense.
Boom
HRCH Superchamp's Pocket Change MH, "PESO"
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And that chimp was gagged and had a leash!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"
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"Winning" is a relative term. Bunch on the list gonna leave a mark.
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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8 point
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Goose: yes, but don't underestimate them. They'll fly into you breast first and crack you head open. I can take a head crack, they're done once I get a hold of them.
Med Dog: yes, unless it's trained to run into your knees. A 50lb dog running full speed at you legs will break both, and certain breeds won't even feel a bump.
Eagle: yes, but it could get lucky and hit the jugular. My main concern would be getting blinded.
Large dog: if it's athletic, then hell no, people who think otherwise haven't spent enough time around dogs.
Chimp: No, already been addressed
King Cobra: yes, I would rather avoid doing it bare handed, but any snake I can see is not a threat to me.
Kangaroo: depends on the size and how I feel that day. I once chokeslamed a wounded deer, and the big neck of a roo gives me a familiar grasp.
Wolf: hell no, anyone who thinks otherwise is future wolf chit
Crocodile: I could pin it if on land, have no idea how I could kill it barehanded though.
Rest of list down is a solid no.
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Beavers are the most dangerous animals I've encountered. I beat the hell out of one for years, but it somehow managed to drain my bank account at a rate I couldn't comprehend.
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