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Lock yourself in a room and hit the cat with a broom
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Old Mossy Horns
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I’m hell on a beaver but they always win in the end 🤷🏾♂️ Took on a beaver once, and lost a house.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Beaver is the undisputed champion of the world.
I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin
Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
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GUVNER
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Beaver is the undisputed champion of the world. Yup. They always win and live longer than we do. And they can handle any big gorilla that comes their way.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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we would all tote a whooping away from anything but the rat!
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Beaver is the undisputed champion of the world. Yep, we have all been whooped by a beaver and even if we change teams we will still be whooped!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"
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Assuming I am ready and not attacked from behind - I would feel pretty good about my chances bare handed up to a large dog. After that, not so much.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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I fought a goose barehanded.
I took some licks but I killed his azz.
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A turkey would surprise ya too. One Thanksgiving at Auburn a few friends decided to cook a turkey dinner. Unfortunately we had no turkey, so we decided to sneak into the poultry farm at nite and acquire on. We got in, found the pens with turkeys and all was well right until myself and one buddy grabbed sleeping turkeys by the head and neck thinking we would wring them like a Chicken. We quickly found out turkey necks do not wring easily. So we are in this little turkey hut, all the turkeys are now awake and going crazy the turkeys my buddy and I had were beating the crap out us with wings and claws.finally got them secured enough to bolt to truck where we pinned them down and hauled arse. Ended up cleaning them in the communal shower of Thortons student boarding house. I did defeat the turkey barehanded but it was touch and go for a minute
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A chimpanzee would rip a man's arms off, then beat him to death with them.
"You think I care? Roll Damn Tide"
Have you tried Google?
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Freak of Nature
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I can't answer the question because I'm always armed. 
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
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I think I could do pretty good until the chimp.
�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to
the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep
and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�
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I got a chicken I choked a few times.
I could go a round, maybe two with a beaver, possibly more in my prime but I ain't what I used to be.
At best that would be a draw.
Them chimps bite your hands off and then go for your eyes. They don't fight fair.
They was an ol girl out in Cali that had one turn on her. She had to get a face transplant I think.
Don't let life get in the way of living
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A turkey would surprise ya too. One Thanksgiving at Auburn a few friends decided to cook a turkey dinner. Unfortunately we had no turkey, so we decided to sneak into the poultry farm at nite and acquire on. We got in, found the pens with turkeys and all was well right until myself and one buddy grabbed sleeping turkeys by the head and neck thinking we would wring them like a Chicken. We quickly found out turkey necks do not wring easily. So we are in this little turkey hut, all the turkeys are now awake and going crazy the turkeys my buddy and I had were beating the crap out us with wings and claws.finally got them secured enough to bolt to truck where we pinned them down and hauled arse. Ended up cleaning them in the communal shower of Thortons student boarding house. I did defeat the turkey barehanded but it was touch and go for a minute I finally got both hands around the goose’s neck and started spinning like a discus thrower till his body flew 10 yards and I was holding his head in my hands. He was a warrior.
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Anything from the large dog and up I think I could do it as long as I saw it coming. An eagle could swoop in and sever a major artery or pluck an eyeball out before you knew you were in a fight though. I'd pay good money to watch some badazz fight a chimp, provided he was wearing lots of protective gear and there was someone handy with a dart gun.
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Freak of Nature
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I think I could take anything above the crocodile…that wolf would be a handful tho they pretty big Jambo, said that he would make you call him daddy and he doesn't know what lube it. Jambo is a hairless chimp. He is scary looking. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5jkRRkIWQb0/maxresdefault.jpg) He's mighty cocky for a Pilgrim that lost the only two fights he's ever been in 😃🤣🤣
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A turkey would surprise ya too. One Thanksgiving at Auburn a few friends decided to cook a turkey dinner. Unfortunately we had no turkey, so we decided to sneak into the poultry farm at nite and acquire on. We got in, found the pens with turkeys and all was well right until myself and one buddy grabbed sleeping turkeys by the head and neck thinking we would wring them like a Chicken. We quickly found out turkey necks do not wring easily. So we are in this little turkey hut, all the turkeys are now awake and going crazy the turkeys my buddy and I had were beating the crap out us with wings and claws.finally got them secured enough to bolt to truck where we pinned them down and hauled arse. Ended up cleaning them in the communal shower of Thortons student boarding house. I did defeat the turkey barehanded but it was touch and go for a minute I finally got both hands around the goose’s neck and started spinning like a discus thrower till his body flew 10 yards and I was holding his head in my hands. He was a warrior. Lmao... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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I think I could take anything above the crocodile…that wolf would be a handful tho they pretty big Jambo, said that he would make you call him daddy and he doesn't know what lube it. Jambo is a hairless chimp. He is scary looking. He's mighty cocky for a Pilgrim that lost the only two fights he's ever been in 😃🤣🤣 I changed it after I googled em 🖕🏿🤣I was thinking they were small but naw they got big teeth along with them muscles
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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GUVNER
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I got a chicken I choked a few times.
I could go a round, maybe two with a beaver, possibly more in my prime but I ain't what I used to be.
At best that would be a draw.
Them chimps bite your hands off and then go for your eyes. They don't fight fair.
They was an ol girl out in Cali that had one turn on her. She had to get a face transplant I think. Good thing you never got messed up with a Gorilla like I did when I was in my early 20's I aint looked right since.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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Irishguy don't want no monkey as a pet. Monkeys creep my ass out.
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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